SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today pilgrim
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Not Today Pilgrim Classic Hoodie
$48

Not Today Pilgrim Sweatshirt
$40

Not Today Pilgrim Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Not Today Pilgrim Tank Top
$29
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.

It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

It's Giving Thanks Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving Tote Bag
$40

Pass the Gravy Not the Drama White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The turkey would like a word. That word is no.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim shirt for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim shirt for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
A cotton crop top with a boxy fit, oversized sleeves, and a soft garment-dyed finish for an effortlessly lived-in look.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Cropped, boxy fit
• Oversized sleeves
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle cover-stitched seams
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















