no spring chicken (classic) sweatshirt
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SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear no spring chicken
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Seasoned, mostly with salt.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
“No Spring Chicken” lets you choose between a classic chicken illustration and a hen in sunglasses lounging in a striped deck chair. Either way, it’s for anyone who’s old enough to know better and wise enough to sit down before somebody asks for help.
I’ve earned the good chair.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
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