SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear mediocrates
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Mediocrates Classic Hoodie
$48
Mediocrates Sweatshirt
$40
Mediocrates Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Mediocrates Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Diddly Squat Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Leaf Me Alone Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Bear with Me Tote Bag
$40
Burpees: Would Not Recommend White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A philosophy shirt for recovering perfectionists and reluctant overachievers. Great minds think alike. This one thinks that’ll do. “Mediocrates” brings a little philosophy to the fine art of doing enough. For recovering perfectionists, reluctant overachievers, and anyone who’s ever looked at a finished project and decided the flaws were part of its charm.
I think, therefore I’m done.
More sarcastic t shirts and hobby shirts this way.
I think, therefore I’m done.
More sarcastic t shirts and hobby shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.