mediocrates classic hoodie
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A philosophy hoodie for recovering perfectionists and reluctant overachievers. Great minds think alike. This one thinks that’ll do. “Mediocrates” brings a little philosophy to the fine art of doing enough. For recovering perfectionists, reluctant overachievers, and anyone who’s ever looked at a finished project and decided the flaws were part of its charm.
I think, therefore I’m done.
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A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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