Monstera plant shirt ✦ No chat. Talk to the fronds
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear leaf me alone
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Leaf Me Alone Classic Hoodie
$48
Leaf Me Alone Sweatshirt
$40
Leaf Me Alone Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Leaf Me Alone Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
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$15
A monstera shirt for plant lovers with room for another leafy roommate and very little patience for everyone else. Good with plants. Selective with people. “Leaf Me Alone” pairs a thriving monstera with a pot that’s clearly done being polite. For plant lovers who always have room for another leafy roommate and increasingly little patience for everyone else.
Happy to branch out. Botanically.
More sarcastic t shirts and plant shirts this way.
Happy to branch out. Botanically.
More sarcastic t shirts and plant shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.