Monstera plant shirt ✦ No chat. Talk to the fronds
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear leaf me alone
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

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A monstera hoodie for plant lovers with room for another leafy roommate and very little patience for everyone else. Good with plants. Selective with people. “Leaf Me Alone” pairs a thriving monstera with a pot that’s clearly done being polite. For plant lovers who always have room for another leafy roommate and increasingly little patience for everyone else.
Happy to branch out. Botanically.
More sarcastic t shirts and plant shirts this way.
Happy to branch out. Botanically.
More sarcastic t shirts and plant shirts this way.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Said with a straight face ✦ More sarcastic t-shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











