SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear haulin' eggs
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Classic Hoodie
$48

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Sweatshirt
$40

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) White Mug
$15

Haulin' Eggs (Wagon) Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Hard Boiled Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40

Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Precious cargo. Questionable suspension.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
“Haulin’ Eggs” turns the Easter egg hunt into a delivery job. Take your pick of a dump truck loaded with decorated eggs or a wagon pulling a colorful haul. Both are for little truck fans, big egg-hunt enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever needed a second trip for the chocolate.
Brake gently. They’re eggs.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































