SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear ew, people
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Ew, People Classic Hoodie
$48

Ew, People Sweatshirt
$40

Ew, People Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Ew, People Tank Top
$29
FOR YOUR CAT-PERSON ERA
more cats. more attitude.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An ew people shirt for the cat person who'd rather skip the small talk. My people? They’re cats. Why make small talk with humans when you could be surrounded by cats? This playful “Ew, People” cat shirt is for the unapologetic cat person who would happily choose whiskers, purrs, and a little feline attitude over awkward conversations any day. Four cats. Zero people. Perfect company.
You’re a cat person. And honestly? We get it.
More funny cat shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
You’re a cat person. And honestly? We get it.
More funny cat shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Ew, people sweatshirt ✦ Cats only past this point
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The cat approved this message ✦ More funny cat shirts
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































