SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear emotional support beer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Emotional Support Beer Classic Hoodie
$48

Emotional Support Beer Sweatshirt
$40

Emotional Support Beer White Mug
$15

Emotional Support Beer Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.

Pint‑Sized Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Playing Dead Till Brunch Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Retired Beer Pong Champion Tote Bag
$40

Short and Stout White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A very unofficial designation.
“Emotional Support Beer” pairs bold navy lettering with a foaming pint icon, turning a familiar phrase into a straightforward pub joke. The simple layout keeps it easy to read and difficult to take too seriously. For beer enthusiasts, brewery regulars and friends who appreciate a little deadpan wordplay with their order.
No paperwork. Just a punchline.
“Emotional Support Beer” pairs bold navy lettering with a foaming pint icon, turning a familiar phrase into a straightforward pub joke. The simple layout keeps it easy to read and difficult to take too seriously. For beer enthusiasts, brewery regulars and friends who appreciate a little deadpan wordplay with their order.
No paperwork. Just a punchline.
A cotton crop top with a boxy fit, oversized sleeves, and a soft garment-dyed finish for an effortlessly lived-in look.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Cropped, boxy fit
• Oversized sleeves
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle cover-stitched seams
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.







































































