SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear diddly squat
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Diddly Squat Classic Hoodie
$48

Diddly Squat Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Diddly Squat Tank Top
$29

Diddly Squat White Mug
$15
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

Burpees: Would Not Recommend Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Dragon Myself to the Gym Tote Bag
$40

Everything Hurts White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A squat sweatshirt for professional loungers and gym skeptics. Doing absolutely nothing has never looked so productive. “Diddly Squat” celebrates the fine art of accomplishing very little and being completely at peace with it. For procrastinators, professional loungers, and anyone with a suspiciously empty to-do list.
Form check: horizontal.
More funny gym shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
Form check: horizontal.
More funny gym shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































