SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear diddly squat
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Diddly Squat Classic Hoodie
$48

Diddly Squat Sweatshirt
$40

Diddly Squat Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Diddly Squat Tank Top
$29
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

Burpees: Would Not Recommend Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Cycopath Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Wanna Be My Cardio? Tote Bag
$40

Everything Hurts White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A squat shirt for professional loungers and gym skeptics. Doing absolutely nothing has never looked so productive. “Diddly Squat” celebrates the fine art of accomplishing very little and being completely at peace with it. For procrastinators, professional loungers, and anyone with a suspiciously empty to-do list.
Form check: horizontal.
More funny gym shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
Form check: horizontal.
More funny gym shirts and funny inappropriate shirts this way.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































