SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear burpees: would not recommend
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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$15
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.

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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A burpee sweatshirt that gives the gym's least-loved exercise the review it deserves: one star, would not do again. One star. Would not do again. “Burpees: Would Not Recommend” gives the gym’s least-loved exercise the review it deserves: one lonely star out of five. For bootcamp survivors, gym regulars, and anyone who has heard “drop and give me ten” and quietly considered leaving.
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A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































