SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear burpees: would not recommend
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Classic Hoodie
$48
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Sweatshirt
$40
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Burpees: Would Not Recommend Tank Top
$29
SWEAT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
more reps. more regrets.
For lifting, running and laughing through it.
Diddly Squat Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Everything Hurts Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Mediocre Running Club Tote Bag
$40
World's Okayest Runner White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A burpee shirt that gives the gym's least-loved exercise the review it deserves: one star, would not do again. One star. Would not do again. “Burpees: Would Not Recommend” gives the gym’s least-loved exercise the review it deserves: one lonely star out of five. For bootcamp survivors, gym regulars, and anyone who has heard “drop and give me ten” and quietly considered leaving.
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Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.