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Bottoms Up. Standards Down. oyster tote bag
bottoms up. standards down. tote bag
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An ambitious toast. A flexible dress code.

“Bottoms Up. Standards Down.” finds a pleased raccoon lounging in a battered green dumpster, beer raised and expectations comfortably lowered. The words sit right on the bin, because apparently this establishment has signage. For dive-bar devotees, raccoon fans and anyone who prefers good company to fancy surroundings.

Five-star attitude. Unrated premises.


A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Designed in the USA
Designed
in the USA
Made to order with actual care.
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20+ Years of
Creative Mischief
Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
Worn By

The Bold and Unbothered

Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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