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bottoms up. standards down. lightweight t-shirt

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Color : Oatmeal Triblend
Size : XS

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Bottoms Up. Standards Down. oatmeal triblend lightweight t-shirt
bottoms up. standards down. lightweight t-shirt
Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32
Sale Sold out
Oatmeal Triblend / XS
Standards: dumpster level ✦ Vibes: five stars
An ambitious toast. A flexible dress code.

“Bottoms Up. Standards Down.” finds a pleased raccoon lounging in a battered green dumpster, beer raised and expectations comfortably lowered. The words sit right on the bin, because apparently this establishment has signage. For dive-bar devotees, raccoon fans and anyone who prefers good company to fancy surroundings.

Five-star attitude. Unrated premises.


Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.

Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Designed in the USA
Designed
in the USA
Made to order with actual care.
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20+ Years of
Creative Mischief
Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
Worn By

The Bold and Unbothered

Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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