Where can I buy a funny tote bag?

You can buy funny tote bags right here at Birch & Bishop: 263 designs, each $40, made to order on organic cotton and designed in the USA. Sarcastic, punny, animal and gym graphic tote bags are all in the grid above. Your groceries deserve a personality.

Will a laptop fit in the tote bag?

Most will: every tote is 20″ × 14″ × 5″ with a flat bottom and long straps. That's room for a laptop, groceries or a full gym change. Or all three, if you're that person.

Are the tote bags organic cotton?

Yes. Every Birch & Bishop organic cotton tote bag is 100% certified organic cotton twill. Good for the planet, great for carrying your snacks.

How much can the tote bag carry?

Each tote holds about 6 gallons and up to 30 lbs. Your emotional baggage may exceed the weight limit.

funny tote bags

Carry what you need. Say what you mean. Funny tote bags for groceries, gym clothes and emotional baggage.

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Carrot Coma
Tote Bag

Regular price $40

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Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck)
Tote Bag

Regular price $40

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Not a Bunny (Cartoon)
Tote Bag

Regular price $40

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Retired Egg Hunter (Character)
Tote Bag

Regular price $40

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Shamrock Paper Scissors (Classic)
Tote Bag

Regular price $40

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