funny baby onesies

Funny baby onesies for the smallest member of the family and the biggest personality in the house.
Soft cotton, snap closures and plenty of attitude.

Small weirdos, big opinions

Funny baby onesies with all-ages jokes

Our funny baby onesies put raccoons, cats, sloths and puns on soft cotton for babies from 3 to 18 months. There are more than 150 designs, each one $25 and designed in the USA and printed when you order it. These are cute funny baby onesies with all-ages jokes: naps, snacks and a firm policy against being rushed. Funny baby clothes, minus anything a grandparent would need explained.

Said at 3 a.m.

Funny onesies for babies who run the house

The best funny baby onesie sayings sound like the baby wrote them. “Feral Raccoon”, “Chonk Cat” and “Should've Been Napping” say what the baby is thinking at 3 a.m. “Snaxalotl” is for the one who eats every two hours, and “Sofishticated” is for the one already judging your outfit. “Sheepish” covers the moment right after the blowout.

Feral RaccoonChonk CatShould've Been NappingSnaxalotlSofishticatedSheepish
Smiling baby in the white Snaxalotl baby onesie

Milk drunk ✦ Fully dressed

Pick the shade

Funny baby onesies, girl or boy

Every design comes in several colors, so you can pick the shade and skip the stereotypes. Most come in white, athletic heather, heather columbia blue, pink and yellow, and some add black and dark grey heather. “Slothing It Away” and “Be Otterly Kind” work as funny baby boy onesies, funny baby girl onesies and onesies for babies who'll decide later.

Slothing It AwayBe Otterly Kind
Laughing baby in the pink Slothing It Away baby onesie

Baby shower ready

Funny baby gifts
for the shower

Of all funny baby gifts, a onesie is the easiest baby shower gift: it gets worn, photographed and passed around the group chat. At $25, one of our funny baby outfits sits nicely next to the practical stuff on the registry. Order at least 10 business days before the shower; delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days.

Weird runs in the family

Matching shirts
for the family

Most designs on these funny baby shirts also come as toddler and youth tees and as grown-up shirts, so the whole family can wear the same joke. Shop funny toddler shirts for big brother or sister, or see all funny kids shirts.

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Soft, easy changes

Soft cotton onesies in sizes 3 to 18 months

Each onesie is a short-sleeve baby bodysuit, basically a funny baby shirt that snaps at the bottom, in 100% ring-spun combed cotton (heather colors are 52% cotton and 48% polyester), at a light 3.9 oz. The envelope neckline stretches over a wobbly head, and three snaps at the leg make diaper changes faster. Sizes are 3-6, 6-12 and 12-18 months.

Nap first ✦ Questions later

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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Is a funny baby onesie a good baby shower gift?

Yes. Funny onesies for babies are gifts the parents will actually use and photograph, and ours are $25. Pick 6-12 months if you want the baby to grow into it after the newborn stage. Gives the new parents something to laugh at at 3 a.m.

Do you have newborn onesies?

No. Our smallest size is 3-6 months, then 6-12 and 12-18 months, and toddler tees pick up at 2T. For a baby who isn't born yet, 3-6 months is the safe bet. They're small for a very short time, so plan ahead.

What's the difference between a baby onesie and pajamas?

A onesie is a short-sleeve bodysuit that snaps at the leg and is worn on its own or as a layer, while baby pajamas are sleepwear, usually with long sleeves and legs. Our funny onesies for babies are the bodysuit kind, made for daytime and photo ops. Naps happen in them anyway.

Why do baby onesies have snaps?

The snaps let you change a diaper without taking the whole onesie off. Ours have three snaps at the leg and an envelope neckline that stretches wide, so the onesie can also come off downward, over the shoulders, after a messy one. You'll thank the snaps eventually.