Love, caffeinated
Valentine's Day mugs for the smitten and the single
Our funny Valentine's Day mugs put grumpy cats, heart-shaped hedgehogs and a few reluctant confessions on your morning coffee. All 24 Valentine's designs come on a white mug and a colored mug, and each one is printed in the USA when you order it. Start with:
No thank you
Anti-Valentine's mugs for guarded hearts
“Sweet Talk? Hard Pass.” swaps the sweet sayings on its candy hearts for NAH, NO and NAP?. “Feelings, By Appointment”, “Limited Emotional Availability” and “Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” set the terms, and “Love Language: Leaving Early” is already looking for its keys. Coffee first, feelings by request.
Coffee first ✦ Feelings later
Sweet, mostly
Cute Valentine mugs with animals and hearts
“Possum Bouquet” brings a rose, upside down. “Personal Space” is a toad in a heart of roses who'd like a little room, and “Tender but Armed” is a goose with a rose and a warning. “Wildflower Heart” and “Heart in Bloom” grow flowers where the feelings go.
Two of a kind
Valentine coffee mugs for couples
“Partners in Crime” comes as two mugs, Left and Right, each with its own raccoon bandit and sack of loot, so you each get your side of the heist. “Birds of a Feather”, “Shellmates” and “Love at First Bite” put the pair in one picture. Every design also comes as a matching shirt.
Pick your mug
Pick your Valentine's mug: white or colored
Both mugs are ceramic and printed on both sides. The glossy white mug comes in 11, 15 and 20 oz, starts at $15 and is dishwasher and microwave safe. The colored mug starts at $17 in 11 and 15 oz, with red, pink, black, blue, dark blue or dark green on the rim, inside and handle. Looking for mugs beyond February? Shop all funny mugs.
Better than chocolate
Valentine's mug gifts that outlast the chocolate
A mug is the Valentine's gift that gets used every morning. Fill it with cocoa, candy hearts or a bag of good coffee, or pair it with the matching shirt. Shopping for little valentines? See our kids Valentine's shirts.
What's a good Valentine's mug for someone who hates Valentine's Day?
A mug with a dry joke instead of hearts, like “Sweet Talk? Hard Pass.” (candy hearts that say NAH, NO and NAP?) or “Feelings, By Appointment”. It gets used every morning, and nobody has to admit it was a Valentine's gift.
Do you have matching Valentine's mugs for couples?
Yes. “Partners in Crime” comes as a Left mug and a Right mug, each with its own raccoon bandit, made to sit side by side. “Birds of a Feather” and “Shellmates” put the pair on one mug, so order two and skip the arguing over whose is whose.
What size mug makes the best Valentine's gift?
An 11 oz mug is the classic coffee-cup size and easy to fill with candy, 15 oz suits big coffee drinkers, and 20 oz is for people who mean it. Every Valentine's design comes in 11 and 15 oz, and the white mug also comes in 20 oz.

