What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye? Baby Onesie
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This playful “What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye?” design brings the classic joke to life with a simple visual twist that’s guaranteed to earn a laugh—or at least a really good eye roll. Perfect for pun lovers, fish fans, and anyone who proudly appreciates a good bad joke.
A soft, lightweight cotton onesie designed for everyday comfort, with an envelope neckline and snap closure for easy changes.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
GuaranteeNo drama. Just straightforward returns.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Since 2005A little weird for more than two decades.
The People Have Spoken
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Exactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Worth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Zero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Instant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Exactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Worth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Zero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Instant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.