This hilarious “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose design is for anyone who appreciates weird humor, ridiculous sayings, and having the perfect response when life leaves you completely speechless—for whenever the situation calls for something stronger than “I can’t even.”
The audacity. The disbelief. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
A soft, lightweight cotton tee with a relaxed fit made for all-day comfort and everyday adventures.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
GuaranteeNo drama. Just straightforward returns.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Since 2005A little weird for more than two decades.
The People Have Spoken
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Exactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Worth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Zero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Instant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Exactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Worth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Zero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Instant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.
