{"product_id":"shut-the-fucupcakes-tote-bag","title":"Shut the Fucupcakes Tote Bag","description":"Shut the fucupcakes: a cat baker serving cupcakes with an extra helping of sarcasm. Nothing says “please stop talking” quite like a freshly baked batch of shut the fucupcakes. This hilariously inappropriate “Shut the Fucupcakes” cupcake tote bag features one seriously adorable cat baker serving up cupcakes with an even better serving of sarcasm. It’s perfect for cat lovers, bakers, smartasses, and anyone who appreciates humor that’s equal parts sweet and savage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBaked with love. Frosted with sarcasm. Served with a side of shut the fucup.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44577333575769,"sku":"4666678_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6a8d9cc51df8a.jpg?v=1787665611","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/shut-the-fucupcakes-tote-bag","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}