{"product_id":"its-not-going-to-lick-itself-tote-bag","title":"It's Not Going To Lick Itself Tote Bag","description":"A little sugar. A little suggestion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrictly seasonal advice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":47476340719705,"sku":"3903316_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":47476340686937,"sku":"3903316_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6ad71bd218912.jpg?v=1792557289","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/its-not-going-to-lick-itself-tote-bag","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}