{"product_id":"its-not-going-to-lick-itself-lightweight-t-shirt","title":"It's Not Going To Lick Itself Lightweight T-Shirt","description":"A little sugar. A little suggestion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrictly seasonal advice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nOur lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz\/yd² (115.3 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e\n• 40 singles\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Mauve Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476356644953,"sku":"5182610_9761","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476356677721,"sku":"5182610_9762","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476356710489,"sku":"5182610_9763","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476356743257,"sku":"5182610_9764","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476356776025,"sku":"5182610_9765","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476356808793,"sku":"5182610_9766","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476357234777,"sku":"5182610_16721","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476357267545,"sku":"5182610_16722","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476357300313,"sku":"5182610_16723","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476357333081,"sku":"5182610_16724","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476357365849,"sku":"5182610_16725","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476357398617,"sku":"5182610_16726","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476354875481,"sku":"5182610_6544","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476354908249,"sku":"5182610_6545","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476354941017,"sku":"5182610_6546","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476354973785,"sku":"5182610_6547","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476355006553,"sku":"5182610_6548","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476355039321,"sku":"5182610_6549","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476355072089,"sku":"5182610_6480","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476355104857,"sku":"5182610_6481","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476355137625,"sku":"5182610_6482","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476355170393,"sku":"5182610_6483","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476355203161,"sku":"5182610_6484","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476355235929,"sku":"5182610_6485","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clay Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476355268697,"sku":"5182610_6512","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clay Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476355301465,"sku":"5182610_6513","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clay Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476355334233,"sku":"5182610_6514","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clay Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476355367001,"sku":"5182610_6515","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clay Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476355399769,"sku":"5182610_6516","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clay Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476355432537,"sku":"5182610_6517","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476355465305,"sku":"5182610_6568","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476355498073,"sku":"5182610_6569","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476355530841,"sku":"5182610_6570","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476355563609,"sku":"5182610_6571","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476355596377,"sku":"5182610_6572","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476355629145,"sku":"5182610_6573","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476355661913,"sku":"5182610_6576","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476355694681,"sku":"5182610_6577","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476355727449,"sku":"5182610_6578","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476355760217,"sku":"5182610_6579","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476355792985,"sku":"5182610_6580","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476355825753,"sku":"5182610_6581","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476355858521,"sku":"5182610_6488","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476355891289,"sku":"5182610_6489","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476355924057,"sku":"5182610_6490","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476355956825,"sku":"5182610_6491","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476355989593,"sku":"5182610_6492","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476356022361,"sku":"5182610_6493","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476356055129,"sku":"5182610_6464","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476356087897,"sku":"5182610_6465","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476356120665,"sku":"5182610_6466","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476356153433,"sku":"5182610_6467","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476356186201,"sku":"5182610_6468","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476356218969,"sku":"5182610_6469","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476356251737,"sku":"5182610_6536","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476356284505,"sku":"5182610_6537","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476356317273,"sku":"5182610_6538","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476356350041,"sku":"5182610_6539","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476356382809,"sku":"5182610_6540","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476356415577,"sku":"5182610_6541","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476356448345,"sku":"5182610_17374","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476356481113,"sku":"5182610_17375","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476356513881,"sku":"5182610_17376","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476356546649,"sku":"5182610_17377","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476356579417,"sku":"5182610_17378","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476356612185,"sku":"5182610_17379","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476356841561,"sku":"5182610_6472","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476356874329,"sku":"5182610_6473","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476356907097,"sku":"5182610_6474","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476356939865,"sku":"5182610_6475","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476356972633,"sku":"5182610_6476","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476357005401,"sku":"5182610_6477","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476357038169,"sku":"5182610_16728","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476357070937,"sku":"5182610_16729","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476357103705,"sku":"5182610_16730","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476357136473,"sku":"5182610_16731","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476357169241,"sku":"5182610_16732","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476357202009,"sku":"5182610_16733","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oatmeal Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476357431385,"sku":"5182610_6821","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oatmeal Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476357464153,"sku":"5182610_6822","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oatmeal Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476357496921,"sku":"5182610_6823","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oatmeal Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476357529689,"sku":"5182610_6824","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oatmeal Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476357562457,"sku":"5182610_6825","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oatmeal Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476357595225,"sku":"5182610_6826","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Fleck Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476357627993,"sku":"5182610_6608","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Fleck Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476357660761,"sku":"5182610_6609","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Fleck Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476357693529,"sku":"5182610_6610","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Fleck Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476357726297,"sku":"5182610_6611","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Fleck Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476357759065,"sku":"5182610_6612","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Fleck Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476357791833,"sku":"5182610_6613","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":47476357824601,"sku":"5182610_16792","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47476357857369,"sku":"5182610_16793","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47476357890137,"sku":"5182610_16794","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47476357922905,"sku":"5182610_16795","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47476357955673,"sku":"5182610_16796","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47476357988441,"sku":"5182610_16797","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/unisex-tri-blend-t-shirt-mauve-triblend-front-6ad71ec0e33f8.jpg?v=1792557394","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/its-not-going-to-lick-itself-lightweight-t-shirt","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}