{"product_id":"flabbers-gasted-tote-bag","title":"My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Tote Bag","description":"Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose is for the moments when “I can’t even” doesn’t quite cover it. No useful response. Just a goose and a lot of disbelief.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Wearhouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44574012964953,"sku":"6977873_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6aa9d5082a690.jpg?v=1789515020","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/flabbers-gasted-tote-bag","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}