{"product_id":"emotionally-unavailable-exception-pending-white-mug","title":"Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending White Mug","description":"The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nApplications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA glossy ceramic mug with the design printed on both sides, available in three sizes for however much caffeine the day requires.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• Design printed on both sides of the mug\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":47679322521689,"sku":"5406885_4830","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":47679322488921,"sku":"5406885_1320","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":47679322554457,"sku":"5406885_16586","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-15-oz-handle-on-right-6ae43597ba499.png?v=1793340853","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/emotionally-unavailable-exception-pending-white-mug","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}