{"product_id":"eggsistential-crisis-tote-bag","title":"Eggsistential Crisis Tote Bag","description":"Which came first, the egg or the overthinking?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLet’s circle back after a snack.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":47780237148249,"sku":"3558564_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":47780237115481,"sku":"3558564_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6af1643172883.jpg?v=1794204733","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/eggsistential-crisis-tote-bag","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}