{"product_id":"diddly-squat-tote-bag","title":"Diddly Squat Tote Bag","description":"Doing absolutely nothing has never looked so productive.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Diddly Squat” celebrates the fine art of accomplishing very little and being completely at peace with it. For procrastinators, professional loungers, and anyone with a suspiciously empty to-do list.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nForm check: horizontal.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47375303016537,"sku":"1313373_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6ac2f95ae5502.jpg?v=1791162725","url":"https:\/\/birchandbishop.com\/products\/diddly-squat-tote-bag","provider":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}