{"title":"Tote Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003eCarry what you need. Say what you mean. Funny tote bags for groceries, gym clothes and emotional baggage.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"zero-fks-given-tote-bag","title":"ZRO FKS GVN Tote Bag","description":"A zero f*cks given tote bag for sarcastic souls who have officially run out. Whether you’re keeping it low-key or making a statement, this “ZRO FKS GVN” design does the talking for you. Bold, no-nonsense, and full of attitude. Made for sarcastic souls and anyone who has officially run out of f*cks to give.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEven the vowels didn’t make the cut.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44535651926105,"sku":"3063296_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44535651958873,"sku":"3063296_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a8348c82f89f.jpg?v=1786988748"},{"product_id":"feral-tote-bag","title":"FERAL Tote Bag","description":"A feral tote bag for anyone who's stopped pretending they have it all together. Welcome to your feral era. This “FERAL” design is for anyone who’s stopped pretending they have it all together. Bold, slightly unhinged, and ridiculously easy to relate to, it’s made for embracing your wild side and letting everyone know exactly what kind of energy you’re bringing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for: chaotic personalities, questionable decisions, unfiltered weekends, and anyone proudly entering their feral era.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44894330454105,"sku":"6358314_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black","offer_id":44894330486873,"sku":"3323109_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6ad7370232d32.jpg?v=1792555721"},{"product_id":"lift-heavy-sht-tote-bag","title":"LFT HVY SHT Tote Bag","description":"A lift heavy tote bag for people who would rather be under a barbell than pretty much anywhere else. Lift heavy. Get stronger. Repeat. This “LFT HVY SHT” design keeps things simple for people who would rather be under a barbell than pretty much anywhere else. Bold, unapologetic, and made for showing exactly where your priorities lie.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for: heavy lifters, strength junkies, CrossFitters, gym rats, and anyone permanently chasing their next PR.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gym-humor\"\u003efunny gym shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44539890204761,"sku":"4001005_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44539890237529,"sku":"4001005_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6aa9d7d834f26.jpg?v=1789515740"},{"product_id":"adulthood-is-the-worst-tote-bag","title":"Adulthood Is the Worst Tote Bag","description":"An adulting tote bag for anyone over bills, work emails and deciding what's for dinner. We really spent our entire childhood wanting to grow up. What the heck were we thinking? “Adulthood Is Straight Up the Worst Hood I’ve Ever Lived In” is for anyone over bills, work emails, and deciding what’s for dinner. Again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe’d like to speak to management about this whole adulting situation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44539964686425,"sku":"1854748_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44539964719193,"sku":"1854748_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6ad73823ab6e1.jpg?v=1792555770"},{"product_id":"id-propagate-that-tote-bag","title":"I'd Propagate That Tote Bag","description":"A plant mom tote bag for anyone who can turn one plant into five and still find room for another. See a good-looking plant. Take a cutting. Make more plants. It’s basically science. “I’d Propagate That” is for any plant mom (or dad) who can turn one plant into five and still find room for another. Your windowsills know what we mean.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nJust one more cutting. Probably.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/plants\"\u003eplant shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/lifestyle-hobbies\"\u003ehobby shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44546849538137,"sku":"2706145_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44546849570905,"sku":"2706145_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a85f8233c774.jpg?v=1787164713"},{"product_id":"ew-people-tote-bag","title":"Ew, People Tote Bag","description":"An ew people tote bag for the cat person who'd rather skip the small talk. My people? They’re cats. Why make small talk with humans when you could be surrounded by cats? This playful “Ew, People” design is for the unapologetic cat person who would happily choose whiskers, purrs, and a little feline attitude over awkward conversations any day. Four cats. Zero people. Perfect company.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’re a cat person. And honestly? We get it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44547376152665,"sku":"7881313_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44547376185433,"sku":"7881313_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6ad6fa16c0299.jpg?v=1792547743"},{"product_id":"witch-please-tote-bag","title":"Witch, Please Tote Bag","description":"A witch please tote bag serving witchy vibes with a side of sarcasm. Serving witchy vibes with a side of sarcasm. This “Witch, Please” design is for anyone who likes things a little magical, a little inappropriate, and completely unapologetic: for when you’re feeling witchy, sarcastic, or simply fresh out of patience for everyone’s nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo broomstick required. Just bring the attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44548011294809,"sku":"6752476_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44548011327577,"sku":"6752476_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6ad6fa33bef41.jpg?v=1792547750"},{"product_id":"girls-will-be-girls-tote-bag","title":"Girls Will Be Girls Tote Bag","description":"A girls will be girls tote bag for the coven: good friends, bad ideas and a little witchcraft under a full moon. 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It’s made for women who embrace friendship, independence, a little weirdness, and the occasional dose of beautifully chaotic energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for girls’ night, spooky season, or whenever the coven calls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44555644895321,"sku":"9629994_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6a87226fc199d.jpg?v=1787241078"},{"product_id":"jimothy-stay-weird-tote-bag","title":"Jimothy: Stay Weird Tote Bag","description":"A stay weird tote bag for the oddballs, misfits and free spirits with zero interest in blending in. Life’s too short to pretend you’re normal. This “Jimothy: Stay Weird” design is for the oddballs, misfits, free spirits, and wonderfully strange humans who have zero interest in blending in. Featuring the quirky Jimothy with a simple reminder to embrace whatever makes you you, it’s equal parts funny and unapologetically individual.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEmbrace the weird. Own the weird. Stay weird.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/jimothy\"\u003eJimothy shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/raccoons\"\u003eraccoon shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44556645662809,"sku":"3704292_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aa9d47dccaed.jpg?v=1789514881"},{"product_id":"jimothy-spirit-animal-tote-bag","title":"Jimothy Is My Spirit Animal Tote Bag","description":"A spirit animal tote bag for Jimothy fans and anyone who has found a raccoon a little too relatable. Part adorable. Part chaotic. Slightly suspicious. “Jimothy Is My Spirit Animal” is for anyone running on snacks, sarcasm and questionable decisions. If a raccoon has ever seemed a little too relatable, Jimothy gets it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCute face. Dubious judgment. You’ll get along.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/jimothy\"\u003eJimothy shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/raccoons\"\u003eraccoon shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44556731940953,"sku":"9491678_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aa9d461e6275.jpg?v=1789514854"},{"product_id":"jimothy-built-different-tote-bag","title":"Jimothy: I'm Built Different Tote Bag","description":"A built different tote bag for the oddballs and originals who know being a little different is kind of the whole point. Some people fit the mold. You looked at the mold and said, nah. This “Jimothy: I’m Built Different” design is for the oddballs, originals, and wonderfully unconventional humans who know being a little different is kind of the whole point. Funny, unapologetic, and just weird enough, it’s an easy way to let everyone know you’re operating on your own frequency.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDifferent hits different. Own it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/jimothy\"\u003eJimothy shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/raccoons\"\u003eraccoon shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44560364568665,"sku":"8614786_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aa9d450e6412.jpg?v=1789514837"},{"product_id":"basic-witch-tote-bag","title":"Basic Witch Tote Bag","description":"A basic witch tote bag for anyone who loves coffee, cozy weather and a little witchy energy, predictably. 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Basic witches unite.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44894331895897,"sku":"2840419_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black","offer_id":44894331928665,"sku":"9684570_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6aa9d9e9ce230.jpg?v=1789516272"},{"product_id":"hex-yeah-tote-bag","title":"Hex Yeah Tote Bag","description":"Hex yeah: a witchy cat tote bag with a black cat, a little magic and zero subtlety. Cute cat. Witchy energy. Zero subtlety. Hex yeah. This “Hex Yeah” design is for anyone who likes a little magic, a little attitude, and preferably a black cat nearby. Fun, quirky, and just spooky enough, it works for Halloween season and every other day you feel like embracing your inner witch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStay weird. Pet cats. Make magic.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44894285955161,"sku":"3895673_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44894285987929,"sku":"6012199_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aba4e8b2db4c.png?v=1790595349"},{"product_id":"be-otterly-kind-tote-bag","title":"Be Otterly Kind Tote Bag","description":"A be kind tote bag with two adorable otters and a playful reminder that we all otter get along. The world has enough a**holes. Be otterly kind. This “Be Otterly Kind” design delivers a feel-good message without taking itself too seriously. Featuring two adorable otters and the playful reminder that we all otter get along, it’s made for anyone who believes kindness and a little humor can go a long way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLess hate. More kindness. More otters.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore otters. 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Looks innocent. Absolutely is not. This “Pew Pew Madafakas” design is for anyone whose personality falls somewhere between adorable and mildly unhinged. Equal parts cute, ridiculous, and inappropriate, it’s made for people who don’t take themselves (or pretty much anything else) too seriously. Embrace the chaos and let the cat do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCute face. Zero chill.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44573943103577,"sku":"9992474_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6a8c36d5d4d0b.jpg?v=1787573980"},{"product_id":"flabbers-gasted-tote-bag","title":"My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Tote Bag","description":"A goose tote bag for the moments when “I can't even” doesn't quite cover it. Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled. This “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose is for the moments when “I can’t even” doesn’t quite cover it. No useful response. Just a goose and a lot of disbelief.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/relatable\"\u003eintrovert shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44574012964953,"sku":"6977873_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6aa9d5082a690.jpg?v=1789515020"},{"product_id":"are-you-overthinking-tote-bag","title":"Are You Overthinking What I'm Overthinking Tote Bag","description":"A funny unicorn tote bag for chronic thinkers and hypothetical-scenario creators. Did I overthink it? Or did I think about it exactly the appropriate amount and now I’m overthinking whether I overthought it? This “Are You Overthinking What I’m Overthinking” unicorn design is for chronic thinkers, hypothetical-scenario creators, and anyone whose brain refuses to simply let something go. The sweet unicorn and whimsical florals make the mental chaos look downright charming.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFair warning: there’s a lot happening up there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/relatable\"\u003eintrovert shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44574742413401,"sku":"8176706_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aba4f301b0be.png?v=1790595565"},{"product_id":"do-unto-otters-tote-bag","title":"Do Unto Otters Tote Bag","description":"An otter tote bag with an otterly necessary upgrade to the golden rule: a bad pun and a decent point. 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It’s really not that complicated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/punny-cheeky\"\u003epun shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44574868176985,"sku":"7869551_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a8c7e0261b96.jpg?v=1787592200"},{"product_id":"low-speed-high-vibes-tote-bag","title":"Low Speed High Vibes Tote Bag","description":"A “Low Speed High Vibes” tote bag for slowing down: one turtle lounging on a mushroom, plenty of retro woodland details. 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Served with a side of shut the fucup.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44577333575769,"sku":"4666678_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6a8d9cc51df8a.jpg?v=1787665611"},{"product_id":"hoeing-aint-easy-tote-bag","title":"Hoeing Ain't Easy Tote Bag","description":"Hoeing ain't easy: for gardeners who spend a suspicious amount of time on their knees and insist it's all about the garden. 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Not afraid to get dirty.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/plants\"\u003eplant shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-inappropriate-shirts\"\u003efunny inappropriate shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44577369948249,"sku":"9603912_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44577369981017,"sku":"9603912_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6ad584b14cabe.jpg?v=1792387749"},{"product_id":"burn-sage-and-bridges-tote-bag","title":"Will Burn Sage \u0026 Bridges as Needed Tote Bag","description":"A “Burn Sage and Bridges” tote bag for trusting your instincts and knowing when to walk away. Some energy gets cleansed. Some gets cut off completely. This “Will Burn Sage \u0026amp; Bridges as Needed” design is for anyone who believes in protecting their peace, trusting their instincts, and knowing when it’s time to walk away. Equal parts spiritual and savage, it delivers a pretty clear message without requiring a lengthy explanation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGood vibes welcome. Bullsh!t has an expiration date.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44577574158425,"sku":"2247950_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44577574191193,"sku":"2247950_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6ad586577207c.jpg?v=1792388441"},{"product_id":"i-choose-violence-tote-bag","title":"I Choose Violence Tote Bag","description":"A duck tote bag for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sarcastic-snarky\"\u003esarcastic t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44577722204249,"sku":"4117173_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6a8dd29084a3f.jpg?v=1787679382"},{"product_id":"rock-paper-scissors-cat-tote-bag","title":"Rock Paper Scissors Tote Bag","description":"A rock paper scissors cat tote bag: the classic game, played entirely with cat paws. 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No further explanation needed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44578412068953,"sku":"6396218_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44578412101721,"sku":"6396218_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a8dea3031054.jpg?v=1787685433"},{"product_id":"no-rush-turtle-tote-bag","title":"No Rush Tote Bag","description":"A turtle tote bag for procrastinators, chill personalities and anyone who refuses to treat every little thing like an emergency. 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They can wait.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/relatable\"\u003eintrovert shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44581873418329,"sku":"1096817_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44581873451097,"sku":"1096817_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a8f15fc24e15.jpg?v=1787762178"},{"product_id":"comfy-clothes-murder-shows-tote-bag","title":"Comfy Clothes \u0026 Murder Shows Tote Bag","description":"True crime tote bags for the person who already has the sweatpants on: snacks within reach, documentary queued, evening sorted. Some people go out. Some people put on comfy clothes and watch six straight hours of true crime. “Comfy Clothes \u0026amp; Murder Shows” is for the person who already has the sweatpants on. Snacks within reach. Documentary queued. Evening sorted.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGet comfy. Press play. Trust no one.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/lifestyle-hobbies\"\u003ehobby shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/relatable\"\u003eintrovert shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44582028804185,"sku":"4276012_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44582028836953,"sku":"4276012_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aba50a02f16a.png?v=1790595725"},{"product_id":"more-trash-can-tote-bag","title":"More Trash Can, Less Trash Can't Tote Bag","description":"The motivational message nobody asked for, delivered by the raccoon everybody needed. “More Trash Can, Less Trash Can’t” features a raccoon popping out of a garbage can with pizza in hand. 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You’ll get there when you get there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/punny-cheeky\"\u003epun shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44583124959321,"sku":"9133639_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44583124992089,"sku":"9133639_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a8f8462e3b38.jpg?v=1787790441"},{"product_id":"sofishticated-tote-bag","title":"Sofishticated Tote Bag","description":"Sofishticated: one dapper bow-tied fish who knows ridiculous and refined aren't mutually exclusive. 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A lot opinionated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/raccoons\"\u003eraccoon shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44586580377689,"sku":"7629682_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44586580410457,"sku":"7629682_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6aba52602ba2a.png?v=1790595887"},{"product_id":"shouldve-been-napping-tote-bag","title":"Should've Been Napping Tote Bag","description":"A napping cat tote bag for big plans and a questionable decision to leave the bed. 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Still should’ve been napping.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44589608239193,"sku":"8052041_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44589608271961,"sku":"8052041_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a9206f6078b8.jpg?v=1787954940"},{"product_id":"fish-with-no-eye-tote-bag","title":"What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye? 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This playful “What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye?” design brings the classic joke to life with a simple visual twist that’s guaranteed to earn a laugh, or at least a really good eye roll.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for pun lovers, fish fans, and anyone who proudly appreciates a good bad joke.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/punny-cheeky\"\u003epun shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44589674594393,"sku":"1604410_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6a9212c619e1b.jpg?v=1787957965"},{"product_id":"dragon-myself-to-the-gym-tote-bag","title":"Dragon Myself to the Gym Tote Bag","description":"A dragon gym tote bag for anyone who complains first and lifts anyway: one adorably unimpressed dragon, one dumbbell. Motivated? Debatable. Going anyway? Apparently. This playful “Dragon Myself to the Gym” design is for anyone whose relationship with exercise involves a healthy amount of complaining before eventually getting it done. Featuring an adorably unimpressed dragon lifting a dumbbell, it’s a reminder that simply showing up deserves some credit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDragging counts as forward progress.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gym-humor\"\u003efunny gym shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animals\"\u003efunny animal shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44611210313817,"sku":"3246656_10732","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":44611210346585,"sku":"3246656_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-black-front-6a944b3e4febe.jpg?v=1788103492"},{"product_id":"witch-please-cat-tote-bag","title":"Witch, Please (Cat) Tote Bag","description":"A witch cat tote bag for anyone who suspects their cat would fly off without them. Witch, please. The cat’s got this. A witch hat, a broomstick and the confidence of a cat who already thinks it runs the place. This “Witch, Please” design is for cat lovers, witchy types, and anyone who suspects their cat would fly off without them.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNine lives. No need for a ride.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44955072987225,"sku":"4656245_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6ab311590f1dd.jpg?v=1790120288"},{"product_id":"oh-my-gourd-tote-bag","title":"Oh My Gourd Tote Bag","description":"An Oh My Gourd tote bag for moments when “wow” isn't dramatic enough: one horrified cat and a lot of jack-o'-lanterns. For moments when “wow” simply isn’t dramatic enough. This “Oh My Gourd” design features one hilariously horrified cat surrounded by jack-o’-lanterns and serving exactly the right amount of feline drama. Perfect for cat lovers, pumpkin people, and anyone known for having a reaction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe drama. The pumpkins. The absolute gourdacity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44955134591065,"sku":"3837163_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6ab3169383326.jpg?v=1790121625"},{"product_id":"pumpkin-head-tote-bag","title":"Pumpkin Head Tote Bag","description":"A pumpkin tote bag starring one very committed cat who decided wearing the pumpkin beat carving it. 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No further explanation necessary.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cat-lovers\"\u003efunny cat shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/halloween\"\u003efunny Halloween shirts\u003c\/a\u003e this way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\nA roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment, flat bottom\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.","brand":"Birch \u0026 Bishop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44955169226841,"sku":"6336294_10733","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/5785\/6601\/files\/large-eco-tote-oyster-front-6ab31a5956fb1.jpg?v=1790122591"},{"product_id":"cereal-killer-tote-bag","title":"Cereal Killer Tote Bag","description":"A cereal killer tote bag: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. 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